It's all Nonsense!

I saw some birds upon some trees

They all had pimples on their knees

They'd been bitten by some fleas

Have you ever seen birds like these?

The cat sat on the mat

The dog stood on the floor

The horse was in the stable

and the mat was on the floor

I knew a man who had 3 eyes

to see him was always a surprise.

He had two in the front and one on a stalk

Which wobbled about whenever he walked

Hickory dickory dock

The mouse ran up the clock

The clock struck 8 upon his pate

which gave the mouse quite a shock

The mouse and the pussey cat shared

some cheese

and said this can't be beaten

but before you could say hip Hip Hooray

the mouse he had been eaten.

 
     
     
     
     
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